you don’t eat meat? oh have pork: observations of shenyang
pedestrians do not have the right of way…everyone else does…all at the same time
Dunkin Donuts thinks that the only songs playing in the US are by fun. gotye and maroon 5. 3 songs. on repeat.
traffic signs are suggestions. as are no smoking signs.
high heels or platform shoes are a requirement of daily living for the female population…no matter the social situation or weather
burping in public…continuously…is not only acceptable but encouraged
hock a lougie anywhere…inside…outside…and anytime you want!
KFC and McDonald’s are everywhere
you squat to go to the bathroom (byo tissues)
cheating in schools and on spouses is rampant
bottled water only
all pale white foreigners are Russians and meant to be stared at
when in doubt, shrug your shoulders and say, “it’s china”