When I say I'm not going to drink
whatshouldwecallme: And then someone offers me tequila: whiskey tequila scotch bourbon all of the above:
mistaken due to cuteness
Bryan: What kind of dog is that
me: ITS A POLAR BEAR
SO CLEVER. →
internet explorer launches i9 in a modern and relevant way. funny. creative. genius. witty. SNARKY. smarketing. its love.
your religion is sarcasm… and the fact that it is a perfectly sarcastic...– bryan
Atheism Bus Ad Uses famous Woody Allen line. →
wes anderson//from above-brilliant
Subject: New coffee machine! Date: Wednesday, March 14, 2012 From: Maribeth Hey everyone, As you will soon notice, there’s a new coffee machine in the kitchen. It’s very simple to use, but please come see me if you have any questions. As Adam called it, it’s “the bee’s knees”! Thank you, From: Sean To: Maribeth I had a look, and it seems to be a little more...
HIPSTER LOGIC PROBLEMS.
BY LARRY FLEURY - - - - Train A leaves from a platform that you probably never heard of traveling at 60 mph. Train B leaves one hour later from the same platform going 85 mph. How long will it take train B to catch up with train A, and which is going to an M83 concert? - - - Sebastian, Nico, Julia and Rose have to wait in a long line at the Apple store. There is only one iPhone out for...
nail on head.
Subject: Be Your Evil Twin Tomorrow Night Date: Thursday, March 8, 2012 From:Evil Twin To: me You pay your rent. You go to work everyday. You’re faithful to your boyfriend/ girlfriend. You visit your grandma in Boca. You’re a good person. And you’re tired of being good. Enter Evil Twin, a new monthly party where you throw your inhibitions to the wind and get stupid. Basically you come to the...
19 favorite february and january downloads
double month! gah! so very belated. ay dios mio! Barnes’ Yard-Rural Alberta Advantage Imagine, Pt. 3-Smith Westerns Steven McQueen-M83 Romance-Wild Flag Simple Song-The Shins Eyeoneye-Andrew Bird Give it Away-Andrew Bird Older Brother-Pepper Rabbit By Your Hand-Los Campesinos Contact High-Architecture in Helsinki Champagne Year-St. Vincent Forget That You’re Young-The...
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Watch the NYC Subway Unfold
mashable: The map is laid out according to the order the subway lines were built. Beautiful. Via. fanfuckingtastic
Ogilvy on writing
4. Never use jargon words like reconceptualize, demassification,attitudinally, judgmentally. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.
talking to girls about duran duran
is there a word more beautiful than “oates”? say it loud, and his music is paying, say it soft and it’s almost like praying… we all have our favorite hall&oates jams and each one of them is sacred. they had so many hits, practically everybody has a different favorite for every different mood and occasion. that’s part of why g-d put them on earth. see, sometimes...
the hills have eyes
me: is ali still looking for a third roommate
they found a rando on craigslist
Jason: she's nice
sometimes i wake up and she's watching us sleep
but otherwise nice
if i film this straw for 30 minutes, up the contrast, added a hipstamtic filter,...– Brook, I AM NOT A HIPSTER
me: i lovehateyou
mickey: yeah, thats our default relationship status