July 2011
30 posts
interactive album art →
will post the finished product. almost competes with my favorite coloring book. some attempts at artistry in the park are in order this weekend.
...weakness...
1. If you MUST go for the musician, please, for God’s sake, go for the drummer! They’re sweet yet sexy, have their ego under control, and, by numerous friends’ accounts, better in bed than your average lead singer. This is also a great tip for your local band. They are still in a cool band band, can probably play well, and are most likely, very decently hot. (Just trust me on this one!)
“from here down, your outfit is very blair waldorf. from here up it’s...”
– overheard in the office
….shows on the cw are not appropriate cultural paradigms for everyday comparisons amongst intelligent people
xoxo…supercilious chick
Watchsuperb.
THE PARK
tomywife:
Is a place we can go and forget about everything else…and occasionally judge people.
no judgement. it’s an ethnography…a study of the animal in one of its natural habitats. really, if you think about it, we’re anthropologists of sorts, sociologists…taking in the culture
(yes, applicable to my dream job, possibly less applicable to yours)
its all about framing...
start with: soft sorbet.
insert fancy name, vintage logo, and crunchy granola philosophy
end with:
…and bam…innovation?
well, so far it seems to be working, even if they have a town crier outside the storefront trying to lure in customers.
during the summer months it’s bound to catch me on my walk home a few times…as if i have the willpower to resist an icy cold treat...
“Don’t even worry about it. I’m not doing her video. The problem I...”
– Alex (Real Housewives of NY)
…insert head tilt…
imbibe.
on the rocks is a cop out…a very ballsy cop out…my distaste for the kitchen has led me to avoid learning anything about cocktails (bespoke or otherwise) but something this good might require the additional effort…i should probably learn how to make an old fashioned at this point anyways given my affinity for them…
Rye Whiskey Smash 1.5 oz. Templeton Rye Whiskey .75 oz....
“being a “broke ass” is a state of mind where life is not about the...”
– broke ass stuart
Watchthey put jack daniels in the ink.
i am the proud owner of several letter press posters. for our spring fling concerts at penn we always did a round of special edition prints. as someone with a high level of appreciation for all things both artsy and old-fashioned, posters like these make my neo-luddite heart sing.
i mean, they put jack in the fucking ink! i think i must procure one…
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mine. →
…or soon to be…
i love to walk. especially in this city. i often do so with no purpose. this could be referred to as wandering. now…slightly more purpose…all with andy in mind.
what could be better?
skulls. coffee. exclusivity. →
all things i have a very high level of appreciation for.
drinking out of these mugs might be a sin…
flexing my social skills.
For some, of course, there is no end game; Internet dating can be sport, an end in itself. One guy told me he regarded it as “target practice”—a way to sharpen his skills. If you’re looking only to get laid, the industry’s algorithmic-matching pretense is of little account; you merely want to be cut loose in the corral. The Internet can arrange this for you. Read...
Standard Hotels - Culture: Moustache Man is Caught →
standardhotels:
If you’ve been walking around New York the last few months, you’ve noticed a ton of advertisement tagged with the infamous Moustache. We can’t help smiling every time we pass one on a subway or in Soho. We realize it’s unethical to prop it, but the tags are so whimsical, how can you get mad at…
so good. →
not great advertising per se. just right on with the woody reference.
perhaps this blog should be renamed…mostly shit i find and write about woody allen…and some other stuff.
