March 2011
10 posts
not so betty crocker
note to self: using the warming part of your oven for storage and forgetting what’s in there is NOT a good idea…plastic melts.
solutions:
use oven more often? increases likelihood that one will remember to remove stored items from bottom part.
solution to the solution:
learn to use an oven…possibly beneficial
playing the guessing game with temperature and vegetables leads to...
skulls and bows
i love them. and now. they are EVERYWHERE.
throw in some pearls (maybe even some pink, GASP) and i’m golden. what’s even better, i can fulfill every one of these desires by only buying betsey johnson.
if only a girl could be so lucky. i apologize for the overabundance of links, but this spring i am in lurb.
perfectly edgy and graceful. (in my head i am skipping down the street with...
Your job
tomyhusband:
I know I’m ‘the free spirited one’, but you’re not allowed to be doing something that makes you miserable. Sorry. We’ll fucking live in a box, it’s fine.
hear hear
(931):
drunk me is my new role model. he’s fearless. like not even afraid...
– http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
my big and i turned purim into an absolutely epic evening with the help of an open bar, 3 elvises, one man in a toga and a bank robber. there was a limo, a driver named rajeev (not ranjeet, but close enough, and oddly no barney stinson although the evening was...
worst best idea ever →
bad for the wallet. great for my weekend plans. potentially dangerous for my wardrobe…or beneficial?
they haven't seen anybody go after balls with such...
i take online surveys for pennies. i only buy on sale. i refuse to pay for shipping. is there no coupon code? then i will wait (most likely until the desired item is sold out and then, hey, i saved myself that cash, even if my wardrobe suffers)
as summer approaches i have made my wish list for the summer concert schedule. with that comes the dwindling summer budget and luckily timeout’s...