Life Imitates Annie Hall, Economics Edition →
everything in life can be related to this film…EVERYTHING
The Ten Commandments For Twitter Users
Thou shalt never bring Twitter into real life interactions. Don’t utter the words, “HASHTAG” when out in public or exclaim, “I’m so gonna tweet that!” when your friend says something funny. It’s best to keep the two worlds separate. whoops. guilty.
Arrested Development ideas for Protest signs: →
thebluthcompany: We demand to be taken seriously There’s dozens of us, dozens! There’s always money in the Banana Stand “Freedom” You can take away our stylists, but you can’t take away our style STEVE HOLT! Come on! It just makes me set myself on fire My brother wasn’t optimistic…
friends know everything about you but like you...
Brandon: you: http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/11948613398/my-body-is-just-a-filter
me: oh ill be around you saturday fyi if you want to grab coffee
and exercise my filter
Brandon: hmmm, definitely...gonna have to be afternoon though...it's phish ticketmaster day
Letters of Note: Frank Sinatra on Crossword... →
npr: When he wasn’t charming audiences with his singing and acting skills, the inimitable Frank Sinatra could often be found with his head buried in a crossword puzzle. In fact, such was his love of the trusty crossword that, when he was referenced in The New York Times crossword in the early 1980s, he wrote a thank you note to its editor, Eugene Maleska. Maleska replied, and the ensuing...
Oh, I’ve stolen from the best. I’ve stolen from Bergman. I’ve stolen from...– Woody Allen (via) …and he does it so well…
phiLOLZophy: How to Dress Like a Philosopher for... →
philolzophy: Go to a thrift store and buy the first ill-fitting, neutral tone thing you can possibly find. The point is not to stand out, because real philosophers are mostly disgruntled nerds to whom no one pays much attention. Don’t shower. You’re too busy thinking to clean yourself up. Carry a cell… retitle: How to Dress Like a Philosopher Hipster for Halloween whew. glad we have...
If You’re Happy and You Know It, Must I Know, Too? →
The emoticon has migrated from the emails and texts of teenagers to the correspondence of professionals who pride themselves on their gravitas. yes! hear hear. great fucking article.
marking my life by music
the last time Coldplay came out with an LP was the summer of 2008, Viva La Vida. I bought it at the Virgin Megastore in Union Square which was in the process of closing at the time. I remember this because I also bought Jason Mraz’s We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things at the same time. I remember this because that was the summer we started dating and i brought both albums up to boston and we...
socially unacceptable →
find more about my issues with social media in fashion here.
okc message of note
hey, i answered 102 questions but for some reason i’m 0 percent match/friend/enemy with everyone. hopefully i make it through your filter though. anyway, i always wondered about fingerless gloves… as in dont your fingers end up freezing? and isn’t the fingers the most important part? ____________________________________________________________________ 0%, 100% of the time
She gave Annie Hall 2 out of 10 stars?! ‘Slow and over-rated?!’ …It’s the...– Ted Mosby - How I Met Your Mother when’s the wedding?
me: mayer hawthorne on conan
he is one adorable hipster son of a bitch
baby making music
plays the guitar
mother fuckin bowtie bitches
coke bottle glasses
thats like my worst nightmare
The Trouble with Geniuses, Part 1 (an excerpt)
Here, for example, are answers to the “uses of objects” test collected by Liam Hudson from a student named Poole at a top British high school. (Brick). To use in smash-and-grab raids. To help hold a house together. To use in a game of Russian roulette if you want to keep fit at the same time (bricks at ten paces, turn and throw-no evasive action allowed). To hold the eiderdown on a...
This Is Why You’re My Best Friend →
and because you make me want to be all saccharine and sappy and what not. simplybecker you are simply the best. love always, rocky
HOW DOES THIS TOWN ALL SUDDENLY DANCE BETTER THAN I CAN WHEN I PRACTICE TO...– B.F. a la mystery science theater 3,000
saving the postal service and keeping the romance art of the handwritten letter alive…while saying fuck you to the envelope…
one smart cookie →
german engineering at it's finest →
dumb and dumber (referring to the code and the execution…respectively. have they not seen the metrics?)
The Office's Mindy Kaling on Why You Need a Man,... →
despite my longheld belief that all men ARE boys…i must agree that there are some qualities she has pinned down
I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a...– cary grant in north by northwest
art about art →
Cinema's Top 20 Music Geeks →
my kindred spirits
oh, of course!
From: Me Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2011 10:30 AM To: Betsy Subject: should we get this for dad? http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00388PK1U/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new ____________________________________________________ As it turns out we ended up buying the DVD version of “The Wizard of Oz” back when Dad was creating his Seder version of the “Afikomen of Oz” Love...
20 Ways To Scare Your Crush Away
1) Minimize eye contact. As a general rule, the ratio of eye contact with your crush to how much you’re crushing on your crush should be inverse. If you must acknowledge your crush, a sideways glance or indirect stare is advised. i specialize in this arena…
I Just Blue Myself →
white chocolate never nudes. genius. literally genius.
the supercilious hangover Definition: marked by intemperance especially in eating or drinking; sick from excessive indulgence in liquor Example: “They were crapulous and carrying blue cans of beer, one of them with a can in each hand.” – Paul Theroux, Ghost Train to the Eastern Star, 2008 About the Word: Crapulous may sound like a word that you shouldn’t use in polite...
9 favorite september downloads
…because there is nothing else consistent about this tumblr with the exception of too many woody allen posts holocene-bon iver replicate-fanfarlo whirring-the joy formidable palomino-mates of state definite darkness-cymbals eat guitars amor fati-washed out don’t gotta work it out-fitz and the tantrums lost in my mind-the head and the heart wild palms-sun airway
Hipsters on TV: A Retrospective from Fonzie to... →